high and drunk as fuck. lets be havin ye

you win life if you ever have anyone do a line of any of your body parts 


my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(Source: lesbolution, via please-punch-me)